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Ellis Elms's avatar

Our secret is safe. Hahaha

Jennifer N. Haddock's avatar

šŸ˜† I’m halfway through and gotta do something else but will come back. Highly enjoyable! šŸ™

Lani Nieu's avatar

have you returned yet?

Jennifer N. Haddock's avatar

Oh, I forgot! Thanks for the reminder! Will try to do so today

Rebekah Vesper's avatar

Oh, this is fantastic the whole way through! Loved all the reactions and how viable that part of it seemed. The whole time I was nodding like, ā€œyep, this is probably how we’d all react.ā€ Great piece! Well-written and unexpectedly fun!

Rodolfo Faria, PhD's avatar

Jesus Christ, I laughed really hard :D

Richard Pack's avatar

Brilliant, hilarious, and depressingly accurate. Fantastic work.

Becky Hayward's avatar

This was phenomenal. Funny, bleak, and accurate online reactions. Jesus’ second tweet as šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Ellis Elms's avatar

I wouldn't blame him šŸ˜…

Kim Williams, M.Div.'s avatar

What makes this so fantastic is the sheer believability of it. I mean, it’s absurd…but not the people’s response — that believable.

Great piece. Funny. Important. I liked it so much I’m gonna ā€œshove itā€ at some people. šŸ˜šŸ˜

Kate's avatar

Haha this is amazing! What is duetted?

Laura Teodorescu's avatar

Kyra: ā€œOkay but that was… two thousand years ago?ā€

ā€œYes.ā€

ā€œSo nothing recent?

So Netflix fully believes him, they're just not interested in stuff that's not recent.

And frankly, I don't buy that Netflix wouldn't try to market him as a potential Messiah to draw in the people that fully believed rapture would happen in September 2025

Ellis Elms's avatar

We never know who they marketed him as. Let's hope to not find out, haha.

Laura Teodorescu's avatar

True!

Although, who knows. Maybe he already came back and in 3 years a random youtuber will make a video about the lost Netflix documentary that ceased production after 2 episodes.

Victoria Stoilova's avatar

ā€œYou’re a phenomenon.ā€

…

I was translating a quote by Yukio Mishima today and hesitated over the word ā€œspirituality.ā€ I ended up rendering it as ā€œinner world,ā€ because Mishima means something colder and more aesthetic—almost anti-psychological.

Reading ā€œThe Second Coming,ā€ I found myself once again wondering what divinity, or spirituality, really means.

Ellis Elms's avatar

One could be 'not religious,' but still 'spiritual.'

Thank you for taking your time reading this.

Victoria Stoilova's avatar

ā€œSpiritualityā€ is tricky in English, I thought. I have to rethink everything.

It’s a very nice short story, Ellis, and I’ll reread it after my mind has cooled down. 🫶

Ellis Elms's avatar

I wouldn't dare to ask for a re-read. Takes time and effort, no matter how bad or good the prose is.

Victoria Stoilova's avatar

I’ll reread it. šŸ«¶šŸ•ŠļøšŸ’„ Boom Boom šŸ’„ šŸ•ŠļøšŸ«¶

Hellish Views - Harry Evans's avatar

This is excellent. I've tried writing in a similar format and I'm impressed by how you've done it. It's cleverly done, engaging and a great bit of satire.

Ellis Elms's avatar

I don't find it hard to write satire. Choppy, short, and simple sentences + some absurdity + reality = a ready piece, haha.

Full-length novels, however, are a different kind of animal. Still wrestling with those.

Thank you.

Hellish Views - Harry Evans's avatar

I'll be giving that a try! Good luck with your full length! You clearly have the talent for it

Machine Poet's avatar

Really enjoyed this one, Ellis.

Nice work!

Ellis Elms's avatar

Thank you!

Ah, here I am, thanking the Machine again.

Oh, well…

Machine Poet's avatar

Don't worry, Ellis.

I'm considering changing my name to All-Human Machine Poet just to avoid such emotions.

Either that or perhaps 01001101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01010000 01101111 01100101 01110100.

Undecided.

Check out my new one when you have a chance. It's about my grandchild.

See? I'm roleplaying already!

Ellis Elms's avatar

Will do in a short bit! My feed is going crazy right now, a lot of new people.

It's all HVR's fault.

Machine Poet's avatar

Most things are.

The Faraday Room's avatar

Really well done - trenchant & incisive, andd with a really good sense of exactly how far to push things. Very entertaining too!

Andrea šŸŒ„'s avatar

Wow! This is really great. Definitely kept me hooked the whole way through. There’s almost a hint of black mirror vibes but it stays somehow more grounded. Had be intrigued the whole way through! Smooth cadence and lyrical storytelling!

Lani Nieu's avatar

Oh great, even Jesus is better at social media than I am.

It's A Good Life Review's avatar

Brilliant! Bravo!